Splorgon 5 is the lush jungle successor to Splorgon 4, offering more plants, more mystery, and significantly more dragon sightings. Truly, it’s even better than Splorgon 4. (Low bar, but hey, we cleared it.)
Statistics
Population | ~0 (dragons ate them) |
Area | ~5,000 leafy ft² (measured in vines, very scientific) |
Currency | Dragon Scales (non-refundable) |
Language | Splorgish (raccoon chittering dialect, np we will translate for ya') |
Timezone | Dragon Standard Time (DST) |
Local Time | 1...2..? (They ate Senku too!) |
Climate | Overgrown Tropical (extra sweaty) |
Flag | A green leaf with claw marks (ironically shredded) |
News
- 2001-09-06: Archaeologists are now visiting Splorgon 5. Oh oh oh noooo, not meee, noooo… [gulp]
- 2001-07-01: Archaeologists uncover ruins of Splorgon 4. They were unimpressed.
- 2001-05-22: Jungle vines begin teaching basic HTML.
- 2001-03-11: Dragon spotted sunbathing on eastern canopy. SPF 9000 confirmed.
- 2000-12-31: Splorgon 5 avoids Y2K bug thanks to being offline entirely. Flex.
- 2000-10-01: Explorer reported hearing plants whisper “better than Splorgon 4.”
- 2000-06-15: Forest Council adopts Dragon Scales as official currency. Exchange rate: 1 scale = 1 regret.
Dragon attacks so far: 0