The Ugly Isles INC.
Helping you enjoy the perfect vacation
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Welcome to the Ugly Isles
We need more tourism
Continue to The Shellfish Kingdom (it's a long swim, you should buy a boat ticket)
Continue to the Ghost Rave (we recommend buying earplugs)
Go to the Shrubs of Mystery (bring flashlight)
We hope you enjoyed your Ugly Isles experience!
PLEASE buy something at our gift shop
Buy text premium (35
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Buy our car magnet (24.9
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Ticket to ship (54.99
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Flashlight (image to scale) (41.999
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Earplugs (I made them myself) (99999 / 10000
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MERCH! display your support with the best colored shirts: neon orange and neon yellow
Neon Orange (forty four and nine nine hundredths
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Neon Yellow (101100.11111100
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