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Welcome to the Ugly Isles

We need more tourism

Continue to The Shellfish Kingdom (it's a long swim, you should buy a boat ticket)
Continue to the Ghost Rave (we recommend buying earplugs)
Go to the Shrubs of Mystery (bring flashlight)

We hope you enjoyed your Ugly Isles experience!

PLEASE buy something at our gift shop

MERCH! display your support with the best colored shirts: neon orange and neon yellow