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Welcome to Mount Unhappiness!
The only mountain that makes you question your life choices even more than before!
Featuring the world's most depressed peak since 1842.
Oh, and this page? It's just here because it has to be. Don't mind it.
Photo Collage(I really look worse and worse every single day...)
Mount Unhappiness in the shining sun. This picture is over 200 years old and absolutely no propaganda.
Bask in the endless drizzle — each drop a gentle reminder that the sun has forgotten this place, just like your dreams.
Why Visit Mount Unhappiness?
Because sometimes you need a mountain to match your mood.
Therapeutic Despair
Nothing says "healing" like staring into the abyss of a perpetually cloudy summit. Perfect for processing your existential dread!
Chilling Vibes
Experience temperatures so cold, they'll freeze your ambitions. Great for when you want to feel numb inside and out! Wet socks included.
Mysterious Fog
Can't see 10 feet ahead? Just like your future! Embrace the uncertainty and get lost in more ways than one. (this seems like your work life after school)
Wildlife Encounters
Meet animals just as depressed as you. They understand you better than your therapist ever could!
Activities That You Wouldn't Wanna Do(I don't want to do this anymore...)
Summit Sulking
Hike to the top and contemplate why you wasted this much time on it. Views include more clouds and regret.
Camping in the Rain
Sleep under leaky tents while questioning your waterproof gear choices. Nature's way of saying 'lol'.
Meditation Mishaps
Find your inner peace... or maybe just discover new problems. NEW: mosquitoes join the session uninvited.
Restaurant Menu(if you can call it that)
Depresso Macchiato
Just as frustrating as the song. Caffeinated beverage that won't make you feel more alive either.
NEW RECIPE: now with extra existential dread
$4.50
Glass of Puddle Water
Collected fresh from the parking lot. As murky as your future and twice as unsettling.
May cause multiple diseases.
$2.00
Potato Frowns
Potato Smiles are banned by tradition. Each frown is hand-crafted to remind you of your childhood disappointments.
$3.33
What Our Miserable Visitors Say(or what they said before therapy — wait... I thought they couldn't help them anymore?)
"I came here to escape my problems. Now everything's even worse 😀"
- Sarah, Professional Pessimist
"The mountains' aura is really impressive! Just seeing it from the car ruins my whole week!"
- Mike, Existential Crisis Enthusiast
"I just came from Anxiety Island but this place is even worse. 5/5 would never go here again"
- Alex, Expert in being Useless
Ready to Embrace the Unhappiness?
Book your ticket to depression paradise today!
*No refunds for emotional damage. Bring your own tissues.
**Therapy cards not accepted.
I'm secretly hoping you'll scroll past this button. Please don't make it worse.